oh god help us... its November 20th. and guess what that means? the evil crazed army of twilight fangirls and fanboys is on the march again.. and their hungry for blood, man candy, and sparkly glitter..

im not going to go into a major ranting session here, as much as i would like to..

and i could start a list of the many faults that the books, movies, and the idiot who wrote them all have..

or i could be fair, and say let the fans of this series do what they want, watch what they want, read what they want, obsess over whichever "man candy" they want, all in all just be fair and say let everyone like what they want, and that we all like different things, and even if some other people do not like the same things we do, that doesn't make it any less cool. opinions and likings are like ass holes. everyone has one and they are all different.



but...


it still stands. no matter how much you dress up shit, no matter how many drugie idiot "man candy" nimrods you stick in it, no matter how pale you make the screen and everything on it, no matter how much you try and make it "sexy" and "cool", no matter how many mindless fangirls who, apparently, cant do any better, you get to obsess over it and its "man candy", and finally, no matter how much sparkly glitter you throw on it...

ITS STILL A PEACE OF SHIT AT THE END OF THE DAY.


trust me people. most of you already know this. but for thou's of you who do not, well, let me put it plain and simple..



mark my words. this series, and its horde of endless, mindless, and senseless fangirl zombies, will be the end of all civilized humanity.

now, if you will excuse me, i am locking myself in my room with 5 months worth of mini-gun ammunition, a shit load of subways, the biggest earplugs i can find, and a whole lot of water, until the worst of the storm and horde have past.

if there is anyone still alive to read this journal, know this. you are not alone. god speed to all of you.